Ciplak (kanan) dan tulen (kiri).
Ciplak (kanan) dan tulen (kiri).Darian: Why it cannot receive huh?
Hanief: Nevermind, leave it there. What drink you want?
Darian: Cincau.
Hanief: Here you are.
Darian: Thank you.
Budak Kelantan: Kenapo dio tu? Duit tendang?
Hanief: Semua syiling dia boleh masuk. Tapi 50 sen ni saja.
Budak Kelantan: Ini duit tipu ni.
Hanief: Ha? Syiling palsu?
Hanief: Corak dia bukan main detail lagi.
Budak Kelantan: Cuba rasa berat dia. Ada lain sikit.
Hanief: Yalah. Ada rasa macam ringan sikit. Besi dia macam tak padu. Campur aluminium kot?
Darian: What's wrong?
Hanief: This 50 cents is a counterfeit coin. How can I say, erm.. it's not real, not genuine. It's a fake one. That's why the machine rejected it.
Darian: Owh!
Darian Mom: Fake coin ah?
Hanief: Yup, conterfeit 50 cents. This machine will reject dirty, counterfeit and damaged coin.
Darian Mom: I see. The machine can recognize it ah?
Hanief: Definitely.
Hanief: Mana datanglah syiling palsu ni?
Budak Kelantan: Indonesia ni.
Hanief: Ye ke? Ingatkan Afrika.
Budak Kelantan: Afrika tak main syiling. Dia main dolar, baru ada kelas.
Hanief: Hahaha... Syiling lain 20 sen? 10 sen?
Budak Kelantan: Tak dok. Semua 50 seng je.
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Bos: Hey I'm going to stock some sugarlah. How leh? Boleh muat ka?
Hanief: Why?
Bos: Tahun depan gula naik harga RM1.00 loh! Mesti naik punya. Every Chinese New Year. Sure one!
Budak Kelantan: Gilo naik RM 1.00. Habis ni, teh tarik nok jadi hargo berapo?
Hanief: Biar betul.
Hanief: Where did you got this info? Already in the news?
Bos: No, no yet.
Hanief: Robert Kuok sure making money this time. Hahaha...
Bos: Nolah! This is global one. Even the government isn't related to this price hike.
Bos: If they care, they will subsidize itlah. That's all.
Bos: You can see in the Internet all the current prices. Sugar lah, milk lah and some other stuffs like coffee.
Hanief: What about the Chinese newspapers?
Bos: No, no news at all.
Hanief: Then? You just predict it?
Bos: Of course loh. Our business requires sugar everyday, what? Those 'ingredients' machines. You have to fill in the sugar everyday in the canister, what?
Hanief: Ya, you are right!
p/s: Apabila duit syiling palsu 50 sen dan tulen itu dijatuhkan ke atas lantai, syiling yang tulen lebih berdesing.
BLOGGER HANIEF
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